Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Time to cut back on the handbags



Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey's divorce may get nasty... the couple didn't get a pre-nup before their 2002 wedding.

Jessica made $35 million last year alone and it looks like she will suffer most. Californian divorce laws say that all assets should be split equally when there's no documentation to prove otherwise.

Jessica has hired divorce lawyer Laura Wasser to handle her case, who famously represented Angelina Jolie when she split from Billy Bob Thornton.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least he gets some money for putting up with her dumbass for three years.

CrankyBiscuit said...

Oh, I hope this gets really, really ugly. Just think of all the juicy/creepy dirt that might come out.

shrimpfriedrice said...

I think someone first has to explain to her what divorce and alimony are . . . big words, you know.

Jenni said...

WAIT!!! Who's going to get the DOG? I see a HUGE custody battle on the horizon!

Mike V. said...

he got to bang a hot blonde for a little while, then he'll get I bet around 20 million to walk away.
not bad for having to deal with that chick..
dumb as:
bag of hammers
hammered shit
box of rocks, etc..

Brah said...

Jessica Simpson is Cold!
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In the latest issue of US Weekly, out on newsstands Friday, the magazine offers up some revealing details about the split.

Sources tell US that Jessica sent Nick an e-mail on November 23 about her plans to go public with the news that their union was coming to an end. "She had had enough of the marriage and the fighting," the magazine quotes a source as saying. "She just wanted it to be over."

Another source close to Nick tells US that he was blindsided. "He feels like he was sucker-punched. He wasn't even expecting it. He was devastated."
http://insider.tv.yahoo.com/celeb/3396/
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She ends it with an email, that is cold..